One Eye on the Robots, The Other Eye on the Canucks
Man. It’s bad enough that we have to keep a vigilant watch on the robots, for any hint of an uprising, but now we apparently have to keep an eye on the sneaky, spying Canadians as well, due to Canadian spy coins.
Oh Canada, what is your sneaky plan? Do you covet our horribly expensive, inefficient health care system? Desperate to learn how to properly entangle yourself in a neverending war? Covetous of our womens?
Or has the robot conquest already started in Canada, and it’s really the robots who are behind the Canadian spy coin mystery. Oh my.
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The Canadians are a clever and treacherous people.
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