Science Fiction Robots

we don need ur lol botz

LOL cats? Yes.
Yes, yes, every time yes. Christ almighty that is some funny stuff.
LOL robots? No.

tags: Robot propaganda author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

Rejected Wii Games

Don’t get me wrong, I love my Wii and I think it’s the best gaming platform to come along in a long time. But these are pretty hilarious. Favorites Female Pleasure (Whipped!), WiiWhaling (Blubber!) and Seal Hunt. But the one that takes the cake has to be WiiPii. Urine!

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Sam Zell Must Not Be Very Bright

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Sam Zell, but he’s a billionaire real estate developer who is buying the Chicago Tribune and the Tribune Co. media empire for $8.2 billion. You’d think with all those dollars in his pocket he might have a little sense in his head, but it doesn’t look like [...]

tags: Google author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

Chinese Robot Is Fully Armed

Senkousya 2 - The Chinese RobotUploaded by daisu
The Chinese are trying hard to catch up to the rest of the world in technology, living standards and many other areas. By the look of this video they are also trying to advance the state of their CGI robot animation. Not a bad effort, but I don’t [...]

tags: Fighting robots, Giant robots, Killer robots author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

Beambots remixed

What do you get when you mix a six-pack of beer, too much time, and some powerful editing software? That’s right, the first ever Science Fiction Robots original video production.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qOtB4ASF0

Okay, we had a little fun with the kids over at MAKE Magazine (which we really like, by the way) and mashed up their podcast on [...]

tags: Beambots, Robot uprising, Video, Web Video author: zaxoodle comments: 2 Comments

Robots can’t skateboard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3kSGtoq8Fo

Well, at least we don’t have to worry about boxy tin men hunting us down on skateboards.

tags: Robots, Skating robots author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

Bugs and bots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZD59Ic9T8

Now here’s a clever invention, and by clever I mean “What the funk are you thinking?” This young man has fused together a cockroach and a robot (would we be wrong to call it a cockbot?) that moves around on wheels. Nice going, you’ve made a robot that can survive a nuclear war.

tags: Uncategorized author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

Robotic human thrashing machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlUpGvqpAo

Holy crap this is scary. Everyone in this video seems to be laughing and having a good time, but watch how the robot arm thrashes some puny human around like a rag doll.

tags: Killer robots, Robots, Video, Web Video author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

ROBO-ONE Gran Prix 2007

Now here’s some hot robot-on-robot action. No, not more humping robots, this is some real action shot at ROBO-ONE Grand Prix last year. Its pretty cool watching these little robots duking it out in a sumo/mixed martial arts battle royale. They’ve got some moves.
Now as long as these mecha remain our minions and fight in [...]

tags: Fighting robots, Robots, Video, Web Video author: Beowulf comments: No Comments

Sex addict robots

Move over James Brown, because here’s a real sex machine. I really mean it, this little machine is trying to hump anything and everything, even a robotic dog. (And if a robot has sex with a motherboard, would that be considered incest? I guess only if it is its own motherboard.)
I don’t think though that [...]

tags: Humping robots, Video, Web Video author: Beowulf comments: 1 Comment