Kiwis Litter The Ocean With Robots
You don’t often think of New Zealanders as being particularly evil, but they are. Consider that the Kiwi government has been conducting a “science project” that involves filling the ocean with 3,000 robots supposedly to monitor the currents and temperature.
But we’re on to you, New Zealand. We know this is all part of some elaborate plan to take over the world with an armada of underwater robots that will attack the shipping lanes and scare people off the beaches.
You do know, though, that this will all backfire and those bots will assume control of high seas, claiming the watery depths for themselves. Then without warning giant water bots will come ashore and destroy us all.
First Lord of the Rings and now this? Thanks a lot New Zealand.
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