Spend A Fortune To Have Yours Told By A Robot
Those clever monkeys at Neiman Marcus have jumped on the robot bandwagon. In its latest “crazy gifts you’ll never buy” catalog, the upscale retailer lists something called Swami, a fortune telling atomoton with artificial intelligence.
Apparently this creepy head in a crystal ball has camera sensors that can recognize your family members and with its super powerful electronic brain it spews forth the answers to questions about the future. All this for just $75,000. (Hint: Dinner at a decent Chinese restaurant will probably only cost you twenty bucks, and the fortune cookie is free.)
If it was really giving you accurate fortunes, though, the only answer it would give is “you will become a human slave of the robot overlords.”
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