Yahoo! Will Be Assimilated
Microsoft has had it up to here. They are sick and tired of people ragging on their operating system, making fun of Windows Live, and laughing at MSN. They are through playing second fiddle to Google. The gauntlet has been dropped.
In a last-ditch attempt to rule the Interwebs, the Borg has offered $44 billion to buy Yahoo! with monkey boy Steve Ballmer saying ominously in a letter to Yahoo! CEO Jerry Yang that they will “pursue all necessary steps to ensure that Yahoo!’s shareholders are provided with the opportunity to realize the value inherent in our proposal.”
In other words, “resistance is futile.”
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