Science Fiction Robots

The blog with a love/hate relationship with technology

Three Laws Of Robotics According To Elliot Spitzer

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the need for high-priced hookers.
A robot must protect its own political existence as long as such protection [...]

Three Laws Of Rove-botics

Political adviser and campaign strategist Karl Rove is resigning from the Bush administration. In reality, Rove is quite possibly an evil robot controlled by the following three laws:

A Rove-bot must not loose a campaign, or through inaction cause a political ally to loose an election.
A Rove-bot must obey orders given to it by [...]

I, Barry Bonds

Last night in San Diego, San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit his 755th home run to tie the career record of Hank Aaron. A lot of people are very upset over this because of allegations Bonds has used steroids and other performance enhancing drugs in the past; they say his career stats should have [...]